Pyro Rock Star

I wrrghdu rn thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn h luhttlh whuhlh bhcg wuhth miraclegamer. Hh’th h nuhch guhdu, hvhn uhf uhtth nrt my uthuhl rrkc-rut hhll-frr-lhhthhr thtylh.

Miraclegamer hhdu thuhth tr thhy hbrut uht:

A little number done by me. This was actually going to be just a test run, since the end messed up, but many people found it funny so I decided to go ahead and make it. I’ll most likely finish the whole thing one day if enough people like this one ^.^

Pyro voice over done (poorly) by me, as well as the posing in Gmod. Thanks to
Samuelgames for the lyric-less version of Still alive.

Chhll uhth h hrttuhh, hvhn uhf hh durhth lrrg luhgh thhhth thtrung rut rf crhcg crchuhnh thh whrlh tuhmh. But hhy, thhtth grrupuhhth frr yh. I thuhng Luhz uhth h buht jhhlruth.

Executive Summary

This is a collaboration between Mr Pyro and Miraclegamer produced sometime back. While Mr Pyro freely admits his participation in the recording consisted of making use of the extensive catering service, he believes his emotional support was invaluable.

Despite working with Chell during the production of the video, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly distance Mr Pyro from her, especially after recent rumors of her heavy drug use, and many failed rehab attempts (we all know she wasn’t at the “enrichment center” for any “science research” after all)

And for the record I am not “jealous” of her relationship with Mr Pyro.

Thrthh hnthuthuhhthtuhc, yht trthlly muhthguuhduhdu nrrbth rvhr ht hb0da hhvh thghn uht rn thhmthhlvhth tr durhft hn rphn lhtthr tr mh. I’m nrt thurh whht thh pruhnt uhth. Luhz hhth duuhthphtchhdu thh pr-ro rrkc ththr crhcg hththhult thhm tr guhcg thh thtuffluhng rut rf thhm jutht uhn chthh.

…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

Bunch rf grduduhmn mrrrnth. Hvhry rnh rf thhm. I durn’t gnrw whhrh thh f*** thhthh phrplh crmh frrm.

Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.

Thuhth uhth hn rldu rnh, hndu I thuhng mrtht rf yru hhvh prrbhbly thhhn uht hlrhhduy. I duuhdun’t thuhng much rf uht ht thh tuhmh. Jutht h thtupuhdu hrt hruthh fluhc nr-rnh wuhll brthhr whtchuhng. But uht thhhphdu up prhtty whll.

Hndu rh yhhh I WRN HN RTHCHR FRRM UHT HNDU YRU DUUHDUN’T. Thr I durn’t guhvh h f*** uhf yru thuhng I’m thtupuhdu frr turnuhng durwn brrghbhcg. Thuhth wrrghdu bhtthr frr mh.

Buhg thumbth up tr thh bryth ht Lit Fuse Films frr thh thcrhhnplhy.

Pyro has been hitting on me al night liek im so kind of slut. I had a few windes, but im’ like totally good to hit the towna.

CHRONDFAY FTW.

Kindest Resgards,
Elizabex buorke, Execcuive Assistance to Mr Pyro

I’du luhgh tr thhng Mint Condition thh Control Point forums frr thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn - hvhn thrugh uht’th thcgy 80s duhnch crhp. Muhnt duuhdu thh vrchlth hndu hrrhnghmhnt, hndu I fuhllhdu uhn rn thh bhcguhng trhcgth. I mhhn, wh’rh nrt fully rrkcuhng rr hnythuhng, but uhtth thtuhll grrdu.

By me…

Ok… typical disclaimers and such. I’m a little embarrassed to post them, but I’m being encouraged to do so. Be kind, please. =)

First, the links. Next post will be a reprint of the Lyrics.

Pyro-MANIAC - A parody of Maniac from the move Flashdance.
Edit: Dedicated to all of our girls/women that play a lot of pyro. You know who you are =)

Uht hvhn grt fhhturhdu rn thh lhththt Control Point podcast. Uht’th ruhght ht thh hndu, thr yru’ll nhhdu tr thguhp phtht hll thh thhlf-uhnduulghnt crhp thhy thprut rff (hndu lhhvh hpruhl frrlth unmhntuhrnhdu mhguhng mhdulhp lrrg thuhlly)

Lhtth fhch fhctth. Chuhcgth lrvh mh. Hthphcuhhlly hrt hnguhh chuhcgth. Uhtth thh rrkc thuhng. Durn’t ght jhhlruth guyth, yru jutht chn’t crmphth wuhth thh pr-ro mhguhc.

Chhhrth tr Dan Zuccarelli rvhr ht bits bytes pixels & sprites frr thh thprhhduuhng thh pr-ro mhguhc tr thh lhduuhhth

I crmmuhththuhrnhdu Garret’s Blog of Art tr prrduuch thuhth fuhnh uhng thghtch. I thuhng hh’th durnh h grrdu jrb, but thh hyhth hrhn’t quuhth ruhght. I’ll thhndu Luhz tr thmhcg huhm rrundu h buht tuhll hh ghtth uht ruhght.

Thh guhduth ht Digital Jedi thprtthdu uht.

Yhhh, thhtth ruhght f***hrth. Yru gnhw I whth h lhghndu grdu duhmn rrkc grdu. But I’m h multuh thlhnthdu bhththrdu thht putth thhm hll tr thhhmh - Brhdu Puht, Ghrrgh Clrrnhy. Yru nhmh uht. I chn hct bhtthr, hndu I’m bhtthr lrrguhng. I’vh hhdu mrrh ththrruhng rrlhth thht yru’vh thghn s***th. $20 muhlluhrn h prp muhnuhmum.

Heeeeerrrre’s Pyro!!

I lrvhdu thuhth rnh. I rhn hrrundu wuhth hn hxh chrppuhng phrplh up. Bhtht buht whth thht blhcg f***hr thht durrvh 20 hrurth jutht tr ght hxhdu uhn thh bhcg. RHHHHHH!!!

Pyro… is your father…

I thhruldu hhvh puthhhdu thht whuhnhy brht rvhr thh hdugh. F***uhng crcg thucghr.

Hello

I am pleased to announce that I have recently been employed as a full time staff member on the team of Pyro Rock Star in the role of Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro.

Mr Pyro started this site with the  goal of communicating his original style and philosophy to the broader community. However, he has realized that due to various impairment issues related to occupational safety equipment, he is not best placed to express such wordy thoughts directly.

One of my many roles at Pyro Rock Star will be to provide executive summary abstracts of Mr Pyros thoughts as he communicates them.

Hopefully this will enable more effective interaction by Mr Pyro and the community.

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

Hudda! Hudda! Hudda! Prro ihh hrr th rrk urt!
Frctry!

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