The Pyro is the most interesting character in Team Fortress 2, if only because his (her?) mumbling is extremely counter-productive. Trying to cry for a medic is a waste of time. Regardless, when used properly the Pyro is really good at laying waste to an entire area.

Still, I imagine that behind the mask is a creature of untold psychopathy.

Chhhrth tr calicomonkey.com frr thh lrvh

The somewhat quiet period has been tied to a period of deep personal reflection, and improvement. This was after a time of intense and strained personal circumstances.

Mr Pyro is quite excited about the new prospects of what lies ahead.

For the record, thanks to our personal coaches and self discipline, I am down to 5 drinks a day (and nothing before 3pm!). Mr Pyro has curbed his tendencies to burn and cut things somewhat, and we haven’t had to evacuate the PRS headquarters due to a fire alarm in over a month. We’ll see how this goes.

Oh, by the way, things are patched up with madlep over at ubercharged, and things are perfectly amicable as of this moment. Although he has been placed on warning that Mr Pyro knows where he lives, and that flamethrowers are a very portable piece of equipment.

Kindest Regards
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

Just rucking quit FFS

Mhny thhngth tr needer1230 frr thh frrthgh, nn tr thrthh nrrbth ht Digital Jedi frr chrryng rn thh lhghnd

Fucksing stupid kids wimessing up my meatlovers odrer.

IM NO DT dRUKN!!!

Thr I grhbbhd my hxh nn whnt nn f***hd up thht thtruhdhr grrd.

Grrdrn Frhhmhn iz h puthy.

Buhg crhduht tr Kaaer @ Garrys Mod challenges page

I would just like to state for the record I am not madlep. And neither is Mr Pyro.

madlep simply does not have the style required to impersonate either one of us.

Kindest Regards
Elizabeth Bourke,
Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

elizabeth: Hello madlep. How are the new site features for PRS we discussed going?
madlep: Yeah, coming along. I’ve been pretty busy lately.
elizabeth: So they’re not done yet?
madlep: Nope. In a little while
elizabeth: Hmm. I’m not sure thats going to be acceptable. We discussed that they would be done by now. What’s the hold up?
madlep:. Umm. Like I said. I’ve been busy. I haven’t even had that much time to update ubercharged.net, let alone do much else web related.
elizabeth: I would have hoped we would get priority anyway. These changes are kind of important.
madlep: Well, sorry. Thats the way it goes. I’m doing this stuff as a favour. It’s not like you guys are paying for my time or anything
elizabeth: This isn’t going to work. I’ll have to talk to Mr Pyro about this
madlep: Whatever. Not like it would make any difference.
elizabeth: This puts the agreement we had about co-branding the two sites in jeopardy.
madlep: Yeah, about that. You guys really aren’t getting the traffic I thought you would. Look, I’m helping you guys out getting up and running out of the goodness of my heart, but this really isn’t all that worthwhile for me.
elizabeth: Well, if that’s where we stand. Thank you for your time then.
madlep: Whatever. Later.

Tr hll pr-ro fhnth: BRYCRTT UBHRCHHRGHD!!

Episode 25 - Modcast

Posted in April 9th, 2008

by Chaos in podcasts

Because of some issues with the Ooberservers agreement, the mods take over this podcast. But don’t be surprised if your 4 lovable hosts make an appearance on today’s show. Ok, but seriously. This week we had an issue where the first 1/2 of the podcast was destroyed somehow during the recording (remember how I said, ALWAYS make a backup — well we didn’t)

Anyways, we still have the Listener Contributions section, so instead of not airing this one or holding off till we could re-record, we felt we should go ahead and put it out there, so without further ado, Episode 25:

Here just a few more tidbits you can expect:

• Map: (None) We will redo Labor next week.
• [Video] The Girls of CP
• [Video] Girlfriend plays TF2 for the 1st time.
• [Video] Get Wes Wolled!
• [Video] Get In Shape!
• [Thread] Situational Awareness
• [image] Companion Cube spotted in Toronto!
• [Link] Pyro Rock Star!
• [Link] My Mini City [CP]
• [Link] Bad LT.’s sprays
• Re-Newed (FUN) Server sponsored by TimeSquared, creator of Jack of all Blades & Industrial Revolutionary
• New addition to the DWPN: Trailer Trash Talk
• TF2 Wiki: Control Point Podcast page.
• Listener Contributions
• and much much more!

Download - Episode 25 (62:00)

Much lrvh tr Digital Jedi frr thh luhng

Nhxt thng I gnrw thh dumb hth hctuhlly thrught I whth thhruhruth nn whnt nn whththd mrnthth mhgng h mrvuhh hbrut uht FFTH.

So I lokced him out and had secutrity notifed not to let him in ever!!! again!

ANDD GUESST WHAT?? Pyro has been running his stpuid flameathrwoer on ETHSANOL!!!
ThiS hwole time I’m ben sittin g on a stokc of 100% ALCHOLDS anads I’ve besn drnikng the cheap carp from teh satff bar!!!!

I’M GONN A GET WEASTED ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!!

Kinsdest Resgards
Eliazabeth Bourke, Chiedf Excectuive Ociffer!

Hey Pyro man. Was thinking back to the zany old days back when we were doing the Ziggy Stardust tour, and wondered if you wanted to hook up again and work on a new project. Give me a yell if you’re heading over my part of the world and we’ll do the magic funky music again.

Cheers
David Bowie
PS - I spotted you over at ubercharged doing the Ashes to Ashes thing, so I know you’re still a fan man!

RHHHHHH PUHTHTH RFF BRWUHH. Nr rnh hhth luhththnhdu tr yrur crhp thuhnch thh 80s

Thhrwth hrw much I rrkc. Hndu hfthr thuhth, I jutht rrkchdu rut hvhn mrrh.

F*** uhtth grrdu tr bh mh.

Nuhch wrrg staberas

I now finally have my own office in which to conduct my official duties from. The decor currently leaves something to be desired, but as Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro, I have the scope and responsibility to conduct some minor alterations to fit it to my needs.

I am thinking that the first action item is to replace the chair with a nice Aeron (if it can be fitted into this quarter’s budget).

As you can see from the picture, I am also currently filling in as first aid officer for the Pyro Rock Star staff until we employ a full time nurse. Mr Pyro has taken on the Fire Warden role - but this may need to be addressed in future if it causes a conflict of interest with his official duties.

I’m also having to act as security on occasion too until we employ permanent security staff.

Hopefully this will all be organized in the next few weeks.

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant To Mr Pyro

http://twitter.com/pyrorockstar
http://twitter.com/elizabethbourke
http://twitter.com/madlep

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

Fx Console hhth h prtht up thhrwuhng thh mhguhng rf, hndu hn uhnthrvuhhw wuhth thh thculptrr I huhrhdu tr dur thh wrrg - Quasimodox

What an awesome figure! Why did you choose to model Pyro of all characters?

-I always love Valves games. Their games are always creative and revolutionary. After I finished the Alyx figure, I found Team Fortress 2’s art style quite interesting, yet nobody made any figure based on it. With the candle holder idea in mind, I chose Pyro as my next project.

Miraclegamer hhdu thuhth tr thhy hbrut uht:

A little number done by me. This was actually going to be just a test run, since the end messed up, but many people found it funny so I decided to go ahead and make it. I’ll most likely finish the whole thing one day if enough people like this one ^.^

Pyro voice over done (poorly) by me, as well as the posing in Gmod. Thanks to
Samuelgames for the lyric-less version of Still alive.

Chhll uhth h hrttuhh, hvhn uhf hh durhth lrrg luhgh thhhth thtrung rut rf crhcg crchuhnh thh whrlh tuhmh. But hhy, thhtth grrupuhhth frr yh. I thuhng Luhz uhth h buht jhhlruth.

Executive Summary

This is a collaboration between Mr Pyro and Miraclegamer produced sometime back. While Mr Pyro freely admits his participation in the recording consisted of making use of the extensive catering service, he believes his emotional support was invaluable.

Despite working with Chell during the production of the video, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly distance Mr Pyro from her, especially after recent rumors of her heavy drug use, and many failed rehab attempts (we all know she wasn’t at the “enrichment center” for any “science research” after all)

And for the record I am not “jealous” of her relationship with Mr Pyro.

…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

Bunch rf grduduhmn mrrrnth. Hvhry rnh rf thhm. I durn’t gnrw whhrh thh f*** thhthh phrplh crmh frrm.

Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.

Hndu rh yhhh I WRN HN RTHCHR FRRM UHT HNDU YRU DUUHDUN’T. Thr I durn’t guhvh h f*** uhf yru thuhng I’m thtupuhdu frr turnuhng durwn brrghbhcg. Thuhth wrrghdu bhtthr frr mh.

Buhg thumbth up tr thh bryth ht Lit Fuse Films frr thh thcrhhnplhy.