How I Saved White Forest

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Thrthh uppuhty guhmpth frrm Blhcg Mhthh whrh whuhnng nn whrh hll luhgh “Rh Nr! Crmbuhnh! Thhvh uth Pr-ro!”.

Thr I grhbbhd my hxh nn whnt nn f***hd up thht thtruhdhr grrd.

Grrdrn Frhhmhn iz h puthy.

Pyro At White Forest

Buhg crhduht tr Kaaer @ Garrys Mod challenges page

Another reason why it rocks to be a pyro

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F*** yhhh

Much lrvh tr Digital Jedi frr thh luhng

Haha, I turned Scorcese Down, so he has to work with those Rolling Stones has-beans

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Thr Thcrrchthh whnthd tr dr h drcr hbrut rnh rf my thhrwth. Whht h whthth rf tuhmh. Hth uhf I’m grnnh hhvh thrmh rld whnghr ghttng uhn thh why rf thh fuhrh hffhctth nn whht nrt. Thr I thhuhd: “Gr hnnry thrmhrnh yrur rwn hgh luhgh thh Thtrnhth. Yru guyth chn trhdh hlzhhuhmhrth hnhcdrthth rr thrmh s***”.

Scorcese and The Rolling Stones

Nhxt thng I gnrw thh dumb hth hctuhlly thrught I whth thhruhruth nn whnt nn whththd mrnthth mhgng h mrvuhh hbrut uht FFTH.

Damnit Bowie. Leave me alone.

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Thr I hung rut wuhth Duhvuhdu Brwuhh bhcg uhn thh Zuhggy Ththrduutht duhyth. Uht whth fun, but thh guy chn’t thtrp luhvuhng uhn thh phtht:

Hey Pyro man. Was thinking back to the zany old days back when we were doing the Ziggy Stardust tour, and wondered if you wanted to hook up again and work on a new project. Give me a yell if you’re heading over my part of the world and we’ll do the magic funky music again.

Cheers
David Bowie
PS - I spotted you over at ubercharged doing the Ashes to Ashes thing, so I know you’re still a fan man!
TF2 Ashes to Ashes Bowie

RHHHHHH PUHTHTH RFF BRWUHH. Nr rnh hhth luhththnhdu tr yrur crhp thuhnch thh 80s

Pyro Rushing Totally Rocks

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HNDU THUHTH UHTH HRW YRU WUHN GHMHTH.

Thhrwth hrw much I rrkc. Hndu hfthr thuhth, I jutht rrkchdu rut hvhn mrrh.

F*** uhtth grrdu tr bh mh.

Nuhch wrrg staberas

The making of my statue

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H whuhlh bhcg, madlep frrm ubercharged.net prththdu hbrut thh ththtuh rf mh thht I hhdu crmmuhththuhrnhdu frr thh pr-ro-phdu. (I’m prhtty hhppy wuhth uht - but uhtth nrt hntuhrhly flhtthruhng rf my phcghgh hth much hth I hhdu hrphdu).

Fx Console hhth h prtht up thhrwuhng thh mhguhng rf, hndu hn uhnthrvuhhw wuhth thh thculptrr I huhrhdu tr dur thh wrrg - Quasimodox

Pyro candle

What an awesome figure! Why did you choose to model Pyro of all characters?

-I always love Valves games. Their games are always creative and revolutionary. After I finished the Alyx figure, I found Team Fortress 2’s art style quite interesting, yet nobody made any figure based on it. With the candle holder idea in mind, I chose Pyro as my next project.
Pyro statue in progress

I’m Still Alive

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I wrrghdu rn thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn h luhttlh whuhlh bhcg wuhth miraclegamer. Hh’th h nuhch guhdu, hvhn uhf uhtth nrt my uthuhl rrkc-rut hhll-frr-lhhthhr thtylh.

Miraclegamer hhdu thuhth tr thhy hbrut uht:

A little number done by me. This was actually going to be just a test run, since the end messed up, but many people found it funny so I decided to go ahead and make it. I’ll most likely finish the whole thing one day if enough people like this one ^.^

Pyro voice over done (poorly) by me, as well as the posing in Gmod. Thanks to
Samuelgames for the lyric-less version of Still alive.

Chhll uhth h hrttuhh, hvhn uhf hh durhth lrrg luhgh thhhth thtrung rut rf crhcg crchuhnh thh whrlh tuhmh. But hhy, thhtth grrupuhhth frr yh. I thuhng Luhz uhth h buht jhhlruth.

Executive Summary

This is a collaboration between Mr Pyro and Miraclegamer produced sometime back. While Mr Pyro freely admits his participation in the recording consisted of making use of the extensive catering service, he believes his emotional support was invaluable.

Despite working with Chell during the production of the video, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly distance Mr Pyro from her, especially after recent rumors of her heavy drug use, and many failed rehab attempts (we all know she wasn’t at the “enrichment center” for any “science research” after all)
Junkie Chell
And for the record I am not “jealous” of her relationship with Mr Pyro.

Open Letter To Me From hb0da

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Thrthh hnthuthuhhthtuhc, yht trthlly muhthguuhduhdu nrrbth rvhr ht hb0da hhvh thghn uht rn thhmthhlvhth tr durhft hn rphn lhtthr tr mh. I’m nrt thurh whht thh pruhnt uhth. Luhz hhth duuhthphtchhdu thh pr-ro rrkc ththr crhcg hththhult thhm tr guhcg thh thtuffluhng rut rf thhm jutht uhn chthh.

…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

Bunch rf grduduhmn mrrrnth. Hvhry rnh rf thhm. I durn’t gnrw whhrh thh f*** thhthh phrplh crmh frrm.

Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.

Ignis Solus

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Thuhth uhth hn rldu rnh, hndu I thuhng mrtht rf yru hhvh prrbhbly thhhn uht hlrhhduy. I duuhdun’t thuhng much rf uht ht thh tuhmh. Jutht h thtupuhdu hrt hruthh fluhc nr-rnh wuhll brthhr whtchuhng. But uht thhhphdu up prhtty whll.

Hndu rh yhhh I WRN HN RTHCHR FRRM UHT HNDU YRU DUUHDUN’T. Thr I durn’t guhvh h f*** uhf yru thuhng I’m thtupuhdu frr turnuhng durwn brrghbhcg. Thuhth wrrghdu bhtthr frr mh.
Pyro oscar

Buhg thumbth up tr thh bryth ht Lit Fuse Films frr thh thcrhhnplhy.

Pyro-MANIAC tribute song

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I’du luhgh tr thhng Mint Condition thh Control Point forums frr thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn - hvhn thrugh uht’th thcgy 80s duhnch crhp. Muhnt duuhdu thh vrchlth hndu hrrhnghmhnt, hndu I fuhllhdu uhn rn thh bhcguhng trhcgth. I mhhn, wh’rh nrt fully rrkcuhng rr hnythuhng, but uhtth thtuhll grrdu.

By me…

Ok… typical disclaimers and such. I’m a little embarrassed to post them, but I’m being encouraged to do so. Be kind, please. =)

First, the links. Next post will be a reprint of the Lyrics.

Pyro-MANIAC - A parody of Maniac from the move Flashdance.
Edit: Dedicated to all of our girls/women that play a lot of pyro. You know who you are =)

Uht hvhn grt fhhturhdu rn thh lhththt Control Point podcast. Uht’th ruhght ht thh hndu, thr yru’ll nhhdu tr thguhp phtht hll thh thhlf-uhnduulghnt crhp thhy thprut rff (hndu lhhvh hpruhl frrlth unmhntuhrnhdu mhguhng mhdulhp lrrg thuhlly)

Pyro Groupie Wallpaper

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Lhtth fhch fhctth. Chuhcgth lrvh mh. Hthphcuhhlly hrt hnguhh chuhcgth. Uhtth thh rrkc thuhng. Durn’t ght jhhlruth guyth, yru jutht chn’t crmphth wuhth thh pr-ro mhguhc.

Pyro Groupie Wallpaper

Chhhrth tr Dan Zuccarelli rvhr ht bits bytes pixels & sprites frr thh thprhhduuhng thh pr-ro mhguhc tr thh lhduuhhth

Ink Sketch of Me!

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I crmmuhththuhrnhdu Garret’s Blog of Art tr prrduuch thuhth fuhnh uhng thghtch. I thuhng hh’th durnh h grrdu jrb, but thh hyhth hrhn’t quuhth ruhght. I’ll thhndu Luhz tr thmhcg huhm rrundu h buht tuhll hh ghtth uht ruhght.

Pyro ink sketch

Thh guhduth ht Digital Jedi thprtthdu uht.

Pyro Movie Star

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Yhhh, thhtth ruhght f***hrth. Yru gnhw I whth h lhghndu grdu duhmn rrkc grdu. But I’m h multuh thlhnthdu bhththrdu thht putth thhm hll tr thhhmh - Brhdu Puht, Ghrrgh Clrrnhy. Yru nhmh uht. I chn hct bhtthr, hndu I’m bhtthr lrrguhng. I’vh hhdu mrrh ththrruhng rrlhth thht yru’vh thghn s***th. $20 muhlluhrn h prp muhnuhmum.

Heeeeerrrre’s Pyro!!

I lrvhdu thuhth rnh. I rhn hrrundu wuhth hn hxh chrppuhng phrplh up. Bhtht buht whth thht blhcg f***hr thht durrvh 20 hrurth jutht tr ght hxhdu uhn thh bhcg. RHHHHHH!!!
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Pyro… is your father…

I thhruldu hhvh puthhhdu thht whuhnhy brht rvhr thh hdugh. F***uhng crcg thucghr.
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