Pyro Rock Star

now I gotat garp Mcdornalds on the ay to the next bar.

Fucksing stupid kids wimessing up my meatlovers odrer.

IM NO DT dRUKN!!!

mhdlhp thucgth. Grd dhmn crdh mrnghy. I drn’t gnrw why thh f*** wh (drn’t) phy thiz guy tr crdh s*** rn thiz thuhth. Hhrh’th thh lhththt druhbblh hh thphwhd rut rvhr thh uhnthrtubhth:

elizabeth: Hello madlep. How are the new site features for PRS we discussed going?
madlep: Yeah, coming along. I’ve been pretty busy lately.
elizabeth: So they’re not done yet?
madlep: Nope. In a little while
elizabeth: Hmm. I’m not sure thats going to be acceptable. We discussed that they would be done by now. What’s the hold up?
madlep:. Umm. Like I said. I’ve been busy. I haven’t even had that much time to update ubercharged.net, let alone do much else web related.
elizabeth: I would have hoped we would get priority anyway. These changes are kind of important.
madlep: Well, sorry. Thats the way it goes. I’m doing this stuff as a favour. It’s not like you guys are paying for my time or anything
elizabeth: This isn’t going to work. I’ll have to talk to Mr Pyro about this
madlep: Whatever. Not like it would make any difference.
elizabeth: This puts the agreement we had about co-branding the two sites in jeopardy.
madlep: Yeah, about that. You guys really aren’t getting the traffic I thought you would. Look, I’m helping you guys out getting up and running out of the goodness of my heart, but this really isn’t all that worthwhile for me.
elizabeth: Well, if that’s where we stand. Thank you for your time then.
madlep: Whatever. Later.

Tr hll pr-ro fhnth: BRYCRTT UBHRCHHRGHD!!

Thrthh thhll-rut rhdnhcgth rvhr ht Control Point hrh dhthphrhth frr uth tr nrtuhch thhm, thr thhy crvhrhd www.pyrorockstar.com uhn thhuhr lhththt podcast. Fuhnh.

Episode 25 - Modcast

Posted in April 9th, 2008

by Chaos in podcasts

Because of some issues with the Ooberservers agreement, the mods take over this podcast. But don’t be surprised if your 4 lovable hosts make an appearance on today’s show. Ok, but seriously. This week we had an issue where the first 1/2 of the podcast was destroyed somehow during the recording (remember how I said, ALWAYS make a backup — well we didn’t)

Anyways, we still have the Listener Contributions section, so instead of not airing this one or holding off till we could re-record, we felt we should go ahead and put it out there, so without further ado, Episode 25:

Here just a few more tidbits you can expect:

• Map: (None) We will redo Labor next week.
• [Video] The Girls of CP
• [Video] Girlfriend plays TF2 for the 1st time.
• [Video] Get Wes Wolled!
• [Video] Get In Shape!
• [Thread] Situational Awareness
• [image] Companion Cube spotted in Toronto!
• [Link] Pyro Rock Star!
• [Link] My Mini City [CP]
• [Link] Bad LT.’s sprays
• Re-Newed (FUN) Server sponsored by TimeSquared, creator of Jack of all Blades & Industrial Revolutionary
• New addition to the DWPN: Trailer Trash Talk
• TF2 Wiki: Control Point Podcast page.
• Listener Contributions
• and much much more!

Download - Episode 25 (62:00)

Thr I hung rut wuhth Duhvuhdu Brwuhh bhcg uhn thh Zuhggy Ththrduutht duhyth. Uht whth fun, but thh guy chn’t thtrp luhvuhng uhn thh phtht:

Hey Pyro man. Was thinking back to the zany old days back when we were doing the Ziggy Stardust tour, and wondered if you wanted to hook up again and work on a new project. Give me a yell if you’re heading over my part of the world and we’ll do the magic funky music again.

Cheers
David Bowie
PS - I spotted you over at ubercharged doing the Ashes to Ashes thing, so I know you’re still a fan man!

RHHHHHH PUHTHTH RFF BRWUHH. Nr rnh hhth luhththnhdu tr yrur crhp thuhnch thh 80s

Just a bit of quick admin. After approaching Mr Pyro on a number of occasions about the housing of the Pyro Rock Star staff, we have shuffled the team slightly.

I now finally have my own office in which to conduct my official duties from. The decor currently leaves something to be desired, but as Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro, I have the scope and responsibility to conduct some minor alterations to fit it to my needs.

I am thinking that the first action item is to replace the chair with a nice Aeron (if it can be fitted into this quarter’s budget).

As you can see from the picture, I am also currently filling in as first aid officer for the Pyro Rock Star staff until we employ a full time nurse. Mr Pyro has taken on the Fire Warden role - but this may need to be addressed in future if it causes a conflict of interest with his official duties.

I’m also having to act as security on occasion too until we employ permanent security staff.

Hopefully this will all be organized in the next few weeks.

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant To Mr Pyro

The team here has started twittering of late. If you want to catch up on what we’re doing, here are our details:

http://twitter.com/pyrorockstar
http://twitter.com/elizabethbourke
http://twitter.com/madlep

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

Thrthh hnthuthuhhthtuhc, yht trthlly muhthguuhduhdu nrrbth rvhr ht hb0da hhvh thghn uht rn thhmthhlvhth tr durhft hn rphn lhtthr tr mh. I’m nrt thurh whht thh pruhnt uhth. Luhz hhth duuhthphtchhdu thh pr-ro rrkc ththr crhcg hththhult thhm tr guhcg thh thtuffluhng rut rf thhm jutht uhn chthh.

…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

Bunch rf grduduhmn mrrrnth. Hvhry rnh rf thhm. I durn’t gnrw whhrh thh f*** thhthh phrplh crmh frrm.

Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.

Thuhth uhth hn rldu rnh, hndu I thuhng mrtht rf yru hhvh prrbhbly thhhn uht hlrhhduy. I duuhdun’t thuhng much rf uht ht thh tuhmh. Jutht h thtupuhdu hrt hruthh fluhc nr-rnh wuhll brthhr whtchuhng. But uht thhhphdu up prhtty whll.

Hndu rh yhhh I WRN HN RTHCHR FRRM UHT HNDU YRU DUUHDUN’T. Thr I durn’t guhvh h f*** uhf yru thuhng I’m thtupuhdu frr turnuhng durwn brrghbhcg. Thuhth wrrghdu bhtthr frr mh.

Buhg thumbth up tr thh bryth ht Lit Fuse Films frr thh thcrhhnplhy.

Hello

I am pleased to announce that I have recently been employed as a full time staff member on the team of Pyro Rock Star in the role of Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro.

Mr Pyro started this site with the  goal of communicating his original style and philosophy to the broader community. However, he has realized that due to various impairment issues related to occupational safety equipment, he is not best placed to express such wordy thoughts directly.

One of my many roles at Pyro Rock Star will be to provide executive summary abstracts of Mr Pyros thoughts as he communicates them.

Hopefully this will enable more effective interaction by Mr Pyro and the community.

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

Hudda! Hudda! Hudda! Prro ihh hrr th rrk urt!
Frctry!

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