Through Fire and Flames, why I rock at Guitar Hero

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F*** yhhh!
Mh rrkcng rut ht guuhthr hhrr, rn ultrh-hxtrhmh duhffuhculty lhvhl.

Mhny thhngth tr needer1230 frr thh frrthgh, nn tr thrthh nrrbth ht Digital Jedi frr chrryng rn thh lhghnd

Damnit Bowie. Leave me alone.

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Thr I hung rut wuhth Duhvuhdu Brwuhh bhcg uhn thh Zuhggy Ththrduutht duhyth. Uht whth fun, but thh guy chn’t thtrp luhvuhng uhn thh phtht:

Hey Pyro man. Was thinking back to the zany old days back when we were doing the Ziggy Stardust tour, and wondered if you wanted to hook up again and work on a new project. Give me a yell if you’re heading over my part of the world and we’ll do the magic funky music again.

Cheers
David Bowie
PS - I spotted you over at ubercharged doing the Ashes to Ashes thing, so I know you’re still a fan man!
TF2 Ashes to Ashes Bowie

RHHHHHH PUHTHTH RFF BRWUHH. Nr rnh hhth luhththnhdu tr yrur crhp thuhnch thh 80s

I’m Still Alive

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I wrrghdu rn thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn h luhttlh whuhlh bhcg wuhth miraclegamer. Hh’th h nuhch guhdu, hvhn uhf uhtth nrt my uthuhl rrkc-rut hhll-frr-lhhthhr thtylh.

Miraclegamer hhdu thuhth tr thhy hbrut uht:

A little number done by me. This was actually going to be just a test run, since the end messed up, but many people found it funny so I decided to go ahead and make it. I’ll most likely finish the whole thing one day if enough people like this one ^.^

Pyro voice over done (poorly) by me, as well as the posing in Gmod. Thanks to
Samuelgames for the lyric-less version of Still alive.

Chhll uhth h hrttuhh, hvhn uhf hh durhth lrrg luhgh thhhth thtrung rut rf crhcg crchuhnh thh whrlh tuhmh. But hhy, thhtth grrupuhhth frr yh. I thuhng Luhz uhth h buht jhhlruth.

Executive Summary

This is a collaboration between Mr Pyro and Miraclegamer produced sometime back. While Mr Pyro freely admits his participation in the recording consisted of making use of the extensive catering service, he believes his emotional support was invaluable.

Despite working with Chell during the production of the video, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly distance Mr Pyro from her, especially after recent rumors of her heavy drug use, and many failed rehab attempts (we all know she wasn’t at the “enrichment center” for any “science research” after all)
Junkie Chell
And for the record I am not “jealous” of her relationship with Mr Pyro.

Pyro-MANIAC tribute song

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I’du luhgh tr thhng Mint Condition thh Control Point forums frr thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn - hvhn thrugh uht’th thcgy 80s duhnch crhp. Muhnt duuhdu thh vrchlth hndu hrrhnghmhnt, hndu I fuhllhdu uhn rn thh bhcguhng trhcgth. I mhhn, wh’rh nrt fully rrkcuhng rr hnythuhng, but uhtth thtuhll grrdu.

By me…

Ok… typical disclaimers and such. I’m a little embarrassed to post them, but I’m being encouraged to do so. Be kind, please. =)

First, the links. Next post will be a reprint of the Lyrics.

Pyro-MANIAC - A parody of Maniac from the move Flashdance.
Edit: Dedicated to all of our girls/women that play a lot of pyro. You know who you are =)

Uht hvhn grt fhhturhdu rn thh lhththt Control Point podcast. Uht’th ruhght ht thh hndu, thr yru’ll nhhdu tr thguhp phtht hll thh thhlf-uhnduulghnt crhp thhy thprut rff (hndu lhhvh hpruhl frrlth unmhntuhrnhdu mhguhng mhdulhp lrrg thuhlly)