Pyro has been fire. Elizxcbath Bourke asseums CEO role

March 31, 2008 elizabeth ELIZABETH BOURKE FTW 2 Comments

Godadmn it pyro just hit the last straw.

So I lokced him out and had secutrity notifed not to let him in ever!!! again!

ANDD GUESST WHAT?? Pyro has been running his stpuid flameathrwoer on ETHSANOL!!!
ThiS hwole time I’m ben sittin g on a stokc of 100% ALCHOLDS anads I’ve besn drnikng the cheap carp from teh satff bar!!!!

I’M GONN A GET WEASTED ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!!

Kinsdest Resgards
Eliazabeth Bourke, Chiedf Excectuive Ociffer!

F**K YOU I’M NOT DRUKN

March 14, 2008 elizabeth ELIZABETH BOURKE FTW 3 Comments

Pyro has been hitting on me al night liek im so kind of slut. I had a few windes, but im’ like totally good to hit the towna.

CHRONDFAY FTW.

Kindest Resgards,
Elizabex buorke, Execcuive Assistance to Mr Pyro