Pyro Rock Star

There has been some wild speculation by some uninformed commentators in the ubercharged.net response to Mr Pyro’s expression of frustration at dealing with certain individuals.

I would just like to state for the record I am not madlep. And neither is Mr Pyro.

madlep simply does not have the style required to impersonate either one of us.

Kindest Regards
Elizabeth Bourke,
Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

mhdlhp thucgth. Grd dhmn crdh mrnghy. I drn’t gnrw why thh f*** wh (drn’t) phy thiz guy tr crdh s*** rn thiz thuhth. Hhrh’th thh lhththt druhbblh hh thphwhd rut rvhr thh uhnthrtubhth:

elizabeth: Hello madlep. How are the new site features for PRS we discussed going?
madlep: Yeah, coming along. I’ve been pretty busy lately.
elizabeth: So they’re not done yet?
madlep: Nope. In a little while
elizabeth: Hmm. I’m not sure thats going to be acceptable. We discussed that they would be done by now. What’s the hold up?
madlep:. Umm. Like I said. I’ve been busy. I haven’t even had that much time to update ubercharged.net, let alone do much else web related.
elizabeth: I would have hoped we would get priority anyway. These changes are kind of important.
madlep: Well, sorry. Thats the way it goes. I’m doing this stuff as a favour. It’s not like you guys are paying for my time or anything
elizabeth: This isn’t going to work. I’ll have to talk to Mr Pyro about this
madlep: Whatever. Not like it would make any difference.
elizabeth: This puts the agreement we had about co-branding the two sites in jeopardy.
madlep: Yeah, about that. You guys really aren’t getting the traffic I thought you would. Look, I’m helping you guys out getting up and running out of the goodness of my heart, but this really isn’t all that worthwhile for me.
elizabeth: Well, if that’s where we stand. Thank you for your time then.
madlep: Whatever. Later.

Tr hll pr-ro fhnth: BRYCRTT UBHRCHHRGHD!!

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Hey Pyro man. Was thinking back to the zany old days back when we were doing the Ziggy Stardust tour, and wondered if you wanted to hook up again and work on a new project. Give me a yell if you’re heading over my part of the world and we’ll do the magic funky music again.

Cheers
David Bowie
PS - I spotted you over at ubercharged doing the Ashes to Ashes thing, so I know you’re still a fan man!

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…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

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Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.