How To Play Pyro (aka W + M1)

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rg, thiz iz jutht hwhthrmh. Hhrh yru thhh hll thh thuhmplh tuhpth thr YRU TRR ht hrmh chn plhy luhgh h prr pr-ro, luhgh mh. Nrw gr ght rut thhrh nn guhcg hth!

Thh truhcg iz tr jutht ghhp ht thh W + M1. Yru chn’t nrt wuhn!

An informative video about how to play the Pyro class in Team Fortress 2

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Crurththy rf thrthh n00bth rvhr ht ubercharged.net

Can We Keep Him?

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The Pyro is the most interesting character in Team Fortress 2, if only because his (her?) mumbling is extremely counter-productive. Trying to cry for a medic is a waste of time. Regardless, when used properly the Pyro is really good at laying waste to an entire area.

Still, I imagine that behind the mask is a creature of untold psychopathy.

Chhhrth tr calicomonkey.com frr thh lrvh

Mr Pyro is not anyone else, and neither am I

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There has been some wild speculation by some uninformed commentators in the ubercharged.net response to Mr Pyro’s expression of frustration at dealing with certain individuals.

I would just like to state for the record I am not madlep. And neither is Mr Pyro.

madlep simply does not have the style required to impersonate either one of us.

Kindest Regards
Elizabeth Bourke,
Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

Control Point Episode 25 - Modcast

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Thrthh thhll-rut rhdnhcgth rvhr ht Control Point hrh dhthphrhth frr uth tr nrtuhch thhm, thr thhy crvhrhd www.pyrorockstar.com uhn thhuhr lhththt podcast. Fuhnh.

 

Episode 25 - Modcast

Posted in April 9th, 2008

by Chaos in podcasts

Because of some issues with the Ooberservers agreement, the mods take over this podcast. But don’t be surprised if your 4 lovable hosts make an appearance on today’s show. Ok, but seriously. This week we had an issue where the first 1/2 of the podcast was destroyed somehow during the recording (remember how I said, ALWAYS make a backup — well we didn’t)

Anyways, we still have the Listener Contributions section, so instead of not airing this one or holding off till we could re-record, we felt we should go ahead and put it out there, so without further ado, Episode 25:

Here just a few more tidbits you can expect:

Download - Episode 25 (62:00)

The making of my statue

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H whuhlh bhcg, madlep frrm ubercharged.net prththdu hbrut thh ththtuh rf mh thht I hhdu crmmuhththuhrnhdu frr thh pr-ro-phdu. (I’m prhtty hhppy wuhth uht - but uhtth nrt hntuhrhly flhtthruhng rf my phcghgh hth much hth I hhdu hrphdu).

Fx Console hhth h prtht up thhrwuhng thh mhguhng rf, hndu hn uhnthrvuhhw wuhth thh thculptrr I huhrhdu tr dur thh wrrg - Quasimodox

Pyro candle

What an awesome figure! Why did you choose to model Pyro of all characters?

-I always love Valves games. Their games are always creative and revolutionary. After I finished the Alyx figure, I found Team Fortress 2’s art style quite interesting, yet nobody made any figure based on it. With the candle holder idea in mind, I chose Pyro as my next project.
Pyro statue in progress

I’m Still Alive

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I wrrghdu rn thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn h luhttlh whuhlh bhcg wuhth miraclegamer. Hh’th h nuhch guhdu, hvhn uhf uhtth nrt my uthuhl rrkc-rut hhll-frr-lhhthhr thtylh.

Miraclegamer hhdu thuhth tr thhy hbrut uht:

A little number done by me. This was actually going to be just a test run, since the end messed up, but many people found it funny so I decided to go ahead and make it. I’ll most likely finish the whole thing one day if enough people like this one ^.^

Pyro voice over done (poorly) by me, as well as the posing in Gmod. Thanks to
Samuelgames for the lyric-less version of Still alive.

Chhll uhth h hrttuhh, hvhn uhf hh durhth lrrg luhgh thhhth thtrung rut rf crhcg crchuhnh thh whrlh tuhmh. But hhy, thhtth grrupuhhth frr yh. I thuhng Luhz uhth h buht jhhlruth.

Executive Summary

This is a collaboration between Mr Pyro and Miraclegamer produced sometime back. While Mr Pyro freely admits his participation in the recording consisted of making use of the extensive catering service, he believes his emotional support was invaluable.

Despite working with Chell during the production of the video, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly distance Mr Pyro from her, especially after recent rumors of her heavy drug use, and many failed rehab attempts (we all know she wasn’t at the “enrichment center” for any “science research” after all)
Junkie Chell
And for the record I am not “jealous” of her relationship with Mr Pyro.

Open Letter To Me From hb0da

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Thrthh hnthuthuhhthtuhc, yht trthlly muhthguuhduhdu nrrbth rvhr ht hb0da hhvh thghn uht rn thhmthhlvhth tr durhft hn rphn lhtthr tr mh. I’m nrt thurh whht thh pruhnt uhth. Luhz hhth duuhthphtchhdu thh pr-ro rrkc ththr crhcg hththhult thhm tr guhcg thh thtuffluhng rut rf thhm jutht uhn chthh.

…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

Bunch rf grduduhmn mrrrnth. Hvhry rnh rf thhm. I durn’t gnrw whhrh thh f*** thhthh phrplh crmh frrm.

Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.