Still Alive
April 28, 2009 7:59 am pyro rock starTo all avid fans of Mr. Pyro, I apologise on his behalf of our recent inactivity. We’ve been hit rather hard by recent events, meaning we’ve had to move shop again. It’s quite upsetting, because we only managed to clear the place up a week or two before we left. But I still don’t have my god damn Aeron.
Now that we’re on reasonably stable economic ground now, we’ll be posting to you, our readers, more often in the following weeks. Well, as long as this flu of mine goes down…
Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant To Mr Pyro


pyro :
Date: April 28, 2009 @ 9:48 am
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Heavy :
Date: April 29, 2009 @ 2:43 am
ELIZABETH IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
nalfang :
Date: April 29, 2009 @ 5:03 pm
I DECLARE WAR ON PRS! WAR I SAY.
nalfang :
Date: April 30, 2009 @ 5:58 pm
War?… Apparently I win. YAY! I AM VEECTOREEUS!
Medic :
Date: May 1, 2009 @ 1:35 pm
Danke.
…dumkoffs.
substance720 :
Date: May 3, 2009 @ 12:33 pm
Oh noes!
Elizabeth has swine flu!
I can’t believe noone saw that coming.
Scout :
Date: May 7, 2009 @ 2:20 pm
That chick’s a freakin’ flu magnet.