Pyro Rock Star

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…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

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Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.