F**K YOU I’M NOT DRUKN
March 14, 2008 4:07 am ELIZABETH BOURKE FTW
Pyro has been hitting on me al night liek im so kind of slut. I had a few windes, but im’ like totally good to hit the towna.
CHRONDFAY FTW.
Kindest Resgards,
Elizabex buorke, Execcuive Assistance to Mr Pyro
pyro :
Date: March 14, 2008 @ 4:10 am
Yhhh bhby! Yru gnrw yru whnt thh PR-RO LRVH!
elizabeth :
Date: March 14, 2008 @ 4:29 am
HOLY F**KING SCRAP I DUNON WHY I PU T IUP WITH THIS SHIT @!F ROM OUY!
Kindes fgreagards,
Elizabet bourke , executeive assistace to mhy rpyro
elizabeth :
Date: March 15, 2008 @ 5:41 am
Mr Pyro has informed me that after last night’s events, we are reviewing the alcohol service policy for Pyro Rock Star staff at PRS sponsored functions.
This is to ensure a safe and socially responsible environment.
I would also like to apologize personally to the office cleaning crew for the “little surprise” I left for them to attend to trailing from the staff bar to the bathroom - I was in somewhat of a hurry.
Blame lies with the 2005 Marlborough chardonnay, and the tequila, and the vodka, and the bizarre brew the demoman mixed for me.
Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro