Pyro Movie Star

8:14 am garrys mod, pyro

Yhhh, thhtth ruhght f***hrth. Yru gnhw I whth h lhghndu grdu duhmn rrkc grdu. But I’m h multuh thlhnthdu bhththrdu thht putth thhm hll tr thhhmh - Brhdu Puht, Ghrrgh Clrrnhy. Yru nhmh uht. I chn hct bhtthr, hndu I’m bhtthr lrrguhng. I’vh hhdu mrrh ththrruhng rrlhth thht yru’vh thghn s***th. $20 muhlluhrn h prp muhnuhmum.

Heeeeerrrre’s Pyro!!

I lrvhdu thuhth rnh. I rhn hrrundu wuhth hn hxh chrppuhng phrplh up. Bhtht buht whth thht blhcg f***hr thht durrvh 20 hrurth jutht tr ght hxhdu uhn thh bhcg. RHHHHHH!!!
Heres Pyro Thumb

Pyro… is your father…

I thhruldu hhvh puthhhdu thht whuhnhy brht rvhr thh hdugh. F***uhng crcg thucghr.
Pyro is your father Thumb

6 Responses
  1. elizabeth :

    Date: March 11, 2008 @ 8:18 am

    In addition to his many musical and other talents, Mr Pyro is an accomplished stage and screen actor, with a number of mainstream and independent art house releases under his belt.

    Here are a couple of his favorite scenes from his prolific acting career. I am endeavoring to source additional stills if these prove popular.

    Kindest Regards,
    Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistance to Mr Pyro

  2. Pyro Rock Star launches - blog of the Pyro | ubercharged.net :

    Date: March 13, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

    […] the mumbling to a minimum and focus on Pyro related multimedia such as movies, pictures, sound etc. Heeeeerrrre’s Pyro!! I lrvhdu thuhth rnh. I rhn hrrundu wuhth hn hxh chrppuhng phrplh up. Bhtht buht whth thht blhcg […]

  3. Drysean :

    Date: March 14, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

    Ok, I think I got mostof the first paragraph…

    “Yes that’s right f***ers. You knew I was an incredible god damn rock god. But I’m a multitalented that puts them all to shame. Brad Pitt, George Clooney. you name it. I can act better, and I’m better looking. I’ve had more starring roles than you’ve taken s***s. (Not sure about last sentence)

    Was I close?

  4. Drysean :

    Date: March 14, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

    hrm… change ‘incredible’ to ‘legendary’…

  5. pyro :

    Date: March 15, 2008 @ 5:33 am

    Hxchllhnt wrrg Drysean. Prhtty much 100%

  6. MPHHHH :

    Date: August 15, 2009 @ 3:10 pm

    Yru nhmh uht. I chn hct bhtthr, hndu I’m bhtthr lrrguhng. I’vh hhdu mrrh ththrruhng rrlhth thht yru’vh thghn ?? Mphhh Mphhh rrltlt PMHHH ??

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