Elizabeth Bourke appointed Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro
March 10, 2008 8:16 pm pyro rock star
Hello
I am pleased to announce that I have recently been employed as a full time staff member on the team of Pyro Rock Star in the role of Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro.
Mr Pyro started this site with the goal of communicating his original style and philosophy to the broader community. However, he has realized that due to various impairment issues related to occupational safety equipment, he is not best placed to express such wordy thoughts directly.
One of my many roles at Pyro Rock Star will be to provide executive summary abstracts of Mr Pyros thoughts as he communicates them.
Hopefully this will enable more effective interaction by Mr Pyro and the community.
Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro
pyro :
Date: March 10, 2008 @ 8:20 pm
RRRRHHHH!!
Tkh ht rff!!
LRL JK
elizabeth :
Date: March 10, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
Dear Mr Pyro
I have been reviewing the sexual harassment policy of Pyro Rock Star, and your previous comment could be considered discriminatory.
Please be advised that a formal warning has been placed on your personal record, and future infractions may result in disciplinary action.
Kindest regards
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to My Pyro
pyro :
Date: March 10, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
whrh bhby, jutht chuhll h buht
I’ll bhhhvh
Scout :
Date: March 11, 2008 @ 12:02 am
What the hell was that crap?
Seriously, you all suck.