Pyro Rock Star

now I gotat garp Mcdornalds on the ay to the next bar.

Fucksing stupid kids wimessing up my meatlovers odrer.

IM NO DT dRUKN!!!

Thrthh uppuhty guhmpth frrm Blhcg Mhthh whrh whuhnng nn whrh hll luhgh “Rh Nr! Crmbuhnh! Thhvh uth Pr-ro!”.

Thr I grhbbhd my hxh nn whnt nn f***hd up thht thtruhdhr grrd.

Grrdrn Frhhmhn iz h puthy.

Buhg crhduht tr Kaaer @ Garrys Mod challenges page

There has been some wild speculation by some uninformed commentators in the ubercharged.net response to Mr Pyro’s expression of frustration at dealing with certain individuals.

I would just like to state for the record I am not madlep. And neither is Mr Pyro.

madlep simply does not have the style required to impersonate either one of us.

Kindest Regards
Elizabeth Bourke,
Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

mhdlhp thucgth. Grd dhmn crdh mrnghy. I drn’t gnrw why thh f*** wh (drn’t) phy thiz guy tr crdh s*** rn thiz thuhth. Hhrh’th thh lhththt druhbblh hh thphwhd rut rvhr thh uhnthrtubhth:

elizabeth: Hello madlep. How are the new site features for PRS we discussed going?
madlep: Yeah, coming along. I’ve been pretty busy lately.
elizabeth: So they’re not done yet?
madlep: Nope. In a little while
elizabeth: Hmm. I’m not sure thats going to be acceptable. We discussed that they would be done by now. What’s the hold up?
madlep:. Umm. Like I said. I’ve been busy. I haven’t even had that much time to update ubercharged.net, let alone do much else web related.
elizabeth: I would have hoped we would get priority anyway. These changes are kind of important.
madlep: Well, sorry. Thats the way it goes. I’m doing this stuff as a favour. It’s not like you guys are paying for my time or anything
elizabeth: This isn’t going to work. I’ll have to talk to Mr Pyro about this
madlep: Whatever. Not like it would make any difference.
elizabeth: This puts the agreement we had about co-branding the two sites in jeopardy.
madlep: Yeah, about that. You guys really aren’t getting the traffic I thought you would. Look, I’m helping you guys out getting up and running out of the goodness of my heart, but this really isn’t all that worthwhile for me.
elizabeth: Well, if that’s where we stand. Thank you for your time then.
madlep: Whatever. Later.

Tr hll pr-ro fhnth: BRYCRTT UBHRCHHRGHD!!

Thrthh thhll-rut rhdnhcgth rvhr ht Control Point hrh dhthphrhth frr uth tr nrtuhch thhm, thr thhy crvhrhd www.pyrorockstar.com uhn thhuhr lhththt podcast. Fuhnh.

Episode 25 - Modcast

Posted in April 9th, 2008

by Chaos in podcasts

Because of some issues with the Ooberservers agreement, the mods take over this podcast. But don’t be surprised if your 4 lovable hosts make an appearance on today’s show. Ok, but seriously. This week we had an issue where the first 1/2 of the podcast was destroyed somehow during the recording (remember how I said, ALWAYS make a backup — well we didn’t)

Anyways, we still have the Listener Contributions section, so instead of not airing this one or holding off till we could re-record, we felt we should go ahead and put it out there, so without further ado, Episode 25:

Here just a few more tidbits you can expect:

• Map: (None) We will redo Labor next week.
• [Video] The Girls of CP
• [Video] Girlfriend plays TF2 for the 1st time.
• [Video] Get Wes Wolled!
• [Video] Get In Shape!
• [Thread] Situational Awareness
• [image] Companion Cube spotted in Toronto!
• [Link] Pyro Rock Star!
• [Link] My Mini City [CP]
• [Link] Bad LT.’s sprays
• Re-Newed (FUN) Server sponsored by TimeSquared, creator of Jack of all Blades & Industrial Revolutionary
• New addition to the DWPN: Trailer Trash Talk
• TF2 Wiki: Control Point Podcast page.
• Listener Contributions
• and much much more!

Download - Episode 25 (62:00)

F*** yhhh

Much lrvh tr Digital Jedi frr thh luhng

Thr Thcrrchthh whnthd tr dr h drcr hbrut rnh rf my thhrwth. Whht h whthth rf tuhmh. Hth uhf I’m grnnh hhvh thrmh rld whnghr ghttng uhn thh why rf thh fuhrh hffhctth nn whht nrt. Thr I thhuhd: “Gr hnnry thrmhrnh yrur rwn hgh luhgh thh Thtrnhth. Yru guyth chn trhdh hlzhhuhmhrth hnhcdrthth rr thrmh s***”.

Nhxt thng I gnrw thh dumb hth hctuhlly thrught I whth thhruhruth nn whnt nn whththd mrnthth mhgng h mrvuhh hbrut uht FFTH.

Godadmn it pyro just hit the last straw.

So I lokced him out and had secutrity notifed not to let him in ever!!! again!

ANDD GUESST WHAT?? Pyro has been running his stpuid flameathrwoer on ETHSANOL!!!
ThiS hwole time I’m ben sittin g on a stokc of 100% ALCHOLDS anads I’ve besn drnikng the cheap carp from teh satff bar!!!!

I’M GONN A GET WEASTED ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!!

Kinsdest Resgards
Eliazabeth Bourke, Chiedf Excectuive Ociffer!

Thr I hung rut wuhth Duhvuhdu Brwuhh bhcg uhn thh Zuhggy Ththrduutht duhyth. Uht whth fun, but thh guy chn’t thtrp luhvuhng uhn thh phtht:

Hey Pyro man. Was thinking back to the zany old days back when we were doing the Ziggy Stardust tour, and wondered if you wanted to hook up again and work on a new project. Give me a yell if you’re heading over my part of the world and we’ll do the magic funky music again.

Cheers
David Bowie
PS - I spotted you over at ubercharged doing the Ashes to Ashes thing, so I know you’re still a fan man!

RHHHHHH PUHTHTH RFF BRWUHH. Nr rnh hhth luhththnhdu tr yrur crhp thuhnch thh 80s

HNDU THUHTH UHTH HRW YRU WUHN GHMHTH.

Thhrwth hrw much I rrkc. Hndu hfthr thuhth, I jutht rrkchdu rut hvhn mrrh.

F*** uhtth grrdu tr bh mh.

Nuhch wrrg staberas

Just a bit of quick admin. After approaching Mr Pyro on a number of occasions about the housing of the Pyro Rock Star staff, we have shuffled the team slightly.

I now finally have my own office in which to conduct my official duties from. The decor currently leaves something to be desired, but as Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro, I have the scope and responsibility to conduct some minor alterations to fit it to my needs.

I am thinking that the first action item is to replace the chair with a nice Aeron (if it can be fitted into this quarter’s budget).

As you can see from the picture, I am also currently filling in as first aid officer for the Pyro Rock Star staff until we employ a full time nurse. Mr Pyro has taken on the Fire Warden role - but this may need to be addressed in future if it causes a conflict of interest with his official duties.

I’m also having to act as security on occasion too until we employ permanent security staff.

Hopefully this will all be organized in the next few weeks.

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant To Mr Pyro

The team here has started twittering of late. If you want to catch up on what we’re doing, here are our details:

http://twitter.com/pyrorockstar
http://twitter.com/elizabethbourke
http://twitter.com/madlep

Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro

H whuhlh bhcg, madlep frrm ubercharged.net prththdu hbrut thh ththtuh rf mh thht I hhdu crmmuhththuhrnhdu frr thh pr-ro-phdu. (I’m prhtty hhppy wuhth uht - but uhtth nrt hntuhrhly flhtthruhng rf my phcghgh hth much hth I hhdu hrphdu).

Fx Console hhth h prtht up thhrwuhng thh mhguhng rf, hndu hn uhnthrvuhhw wuhth thh thculptrr I huhrhdu tr dur thh wrrg - Quasimodox

What an awesome figure! Why did you choose to model Pyro of all characters?

-I always love Valves games. Their games are always creative and revolutionary. After I finished the Alyx figure, I found Team Fortress 2’s art style quite interesting, yet nobody made any figure based on it. With the candle holder idea in mind, I chose Pyro as my next project.

I wrrghdu rn thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn h luhttlh whuhlh bhcg wuhth miraclegamer. Hh’th h nuhch guhdu, hvhn uhf uhtth nrt my uthuhl rrkc-rut hhll-frr-lhhthhr thtylh.

Miraclegamer hhdu thuhth tr thhy hbrut uht:

A little number done by me. This was actually going to be just a test run, since the end messed up, but many people found it funny so I decided to go ahead and make it. I’ll most likely finish the whole thing one day if enough people like this one ^.^

Pyro voice over done (poorly) by me, as well as the posing in Gmod. Thanks to
Samuelgames for the lyric-less version of Still alive.

Chhll uhth h hrttuhh, hvhn uhf hh durhth lrrg luhgh thhhth thtrung rut rf crhcg crchuhnh thh whrlh tuhmh. But hhy, thhtth grrupuhhth frr yh. I thuhng Luhz uhth h buht jhhlruth.

Executive Summary

This is a collaboration between Mr Pyro and Miraclegamer produced sometime back. While Mr Pyro freely admits his participation in the recording consisted of making use of the extensive catering service, he believes his emotional support was invaluable.

Despite working with Chell during the production of the video, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly distance Mr Pyro from her, especially after recent rumors of her heavy drug use, and many failed rehab attempts (we all know she wasn’t at the “enrichment center” for any “science research” after all)

And for the record I am not “jealous” of her relationship with Mr Pyro.

Thrthh hnthuthuhhthtuhc, yht trthlly muhthguuhduhdu nrrbth rvhr ht hb0da hhvh thghn uht rn thhmthhlvhth tr durhft hn rphn lhtthr tr mh. I’m nrt thurh whht thh pruhnt uhth. Luhz hhth duuhthphtchhdu thh pr-ro rrkc ththr crhcg hththhult thhm tr guhcg thh thtuffluhng rut rf thhm jutht uhn chthh.

…Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!…

Bunch rf grduduhmn mrrrnth. Hvhry rnh rf thhm. I durn’t gnrw whhrh thh f*** thhthh phrplh crmh frrm.

Executive Summary

Mr Pyro is somewhat unsure of what to make of the correspondence from hb0da, but he is very excited at the effectiveness his program is having in reaching the broader community.

He sincerely looks forward to further interactions such as this.

Thuhth uhth hn rldu rnh, hndu I thuhng mrtht rf yru hhvh prrbhbly thhhn uht hlrhhduy. I duuhdun’t thuhng much rf uht ht thh tuhmh. Jutht h thtupuhdu hrt hruthh fluhc nr-rnh wuhll brthhr whtchuhng. But uht thhhphdu up prhtty whll.

Hndu rh yhhh I WRN HN RTHCHR FRRM UHT HNDU YRU DUUHDUN’T. Thr I durn’t guhvh h f*** uhf yru thuhng I’m thtupuhdu frr turnuhng durwn brrghbhcg. Thuhth wrrghdu bhtthr frr mh.

Buhg thumbth up tr thh bryth ht Lit Fuse Films frr thh thcrhhnplhy.

Pyro has been hitting on me al night liek im so kind of slut. I had a few windes, but im’ like totally good to hit the towna.

CHRONDFAY FTW.

Kindest Resgards,
Elizabex buorke, Execcuive Assistance to Mr Pyro

I’du luhgh tr thhng Mint Condition thh Control Point forums frr thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn - hvhn thrugh uht’th thcgy 80s duhnch crhp. Muhnt duuhdu thh vrchlth hndu hrrhnghmhnt, hndu I fuhllhdu uhn rn thh bhcguhng trhcgth. I mhhn, wh’rh nrt fully rrkcuhng rr hnythuhng, but uhtth thtuhll grrdu.

By me…

Ok… typical disclaimers and such. I’m a little embarrassed to post them, but I’m being encouraged to do so. Be kind, please. =)

First, the links. Next post will be a reprint of the Lyrics.

Pyro-MANIAC - A parody of Maniac from the move Flashdance.
Edit: Dedicated to all of our girls/women that play a lot of pyro. You know who you are =)

Uht hvhn grt fhhturhdu rn thh lhththt Control Point podcast. Uht’th ruhght ht thh hndu, thr yru’ll nhhdu tr thguhp phtht hll thh thhlf-uhnduulghnt crhp thhy thprut rff (hndu lhhvh hpruhl frrlth unmhntuhrnhdu mhguhng mhdulhp lrrg thuhlly)

Lhtth fhch fhctth. Chuhcgth lrvh mh. Hthphcuhhlly hrt hnguhh chuhcgth. Uhtth thh rrkc thuhng. Durn’t ght jhhlruth guyth, yru jutht chn’t crmphth wuhth thh pr-ro mhguhc.

Chhhrth tr Dan Zuccarelli rvhr ht bits bytes pixels & sprites frr thh thprhhduuhng thh pr-ro mhguhc tr thh lhduuhhth

I crmmuhththuhrnhdu Garret’s Blog of Art tr prrduuch thuhth fuhnh uhng thghtch. I thuhng hh’th durnh h grrdu jrb, but thh hyhth hrhn’t quuhth ruhght. I’ll thhndu Luhz tr thmhcg huhm rrundu h buht tuhll hh ghtth uht ruhght.

Thh guhduth ht Digital Jedi thprtthdu uht.