To all avid fans of Mr. Pyro, I apologise on his behalf of our recent inactivity. We’ve been hit rather hard by recent events, meaning we’ve had to move shop again. It’s quite upsetting, because we only managed to clear the place up a week or two before we left. But I still don’t have my god damn Aeron.
Now that we’re on reasonably stable economic ground now, we’ll be posting to you, our readers, more often in the following weeks. Well, as long as this flu of mine goes down…
Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant To Mr Pyro
The Pyro is the most interesting character in Team Fortress 2, if only because his (her?) mumbling is extremely counter-productive. Trying to cry for a medic is a waste of time. Regardless, when used properly the Pyro is really good at laying waste to an entire area.
Still, I imagine that behind the mask is a creature of untold psychopathy.
After somewhat of a quiet period publicity wise, I am please to announce that Mr Pyro, Myself, and the rest of the Pyro Rock Star crew are ready to resume activities as had previously been indicated.
The somewhat quiet period has been tied to a period of deep personal reflection, and improvement. This was after a time of intense and strained personal circumstances.
Mr Pyro is quite excited about the new prospects of what lies ahead.
For the record, thanks to our personal coaches and self discipline, I am down to 5 drinks a day (and nothing before 3pm!). Mr Pyro has curbed his tendencies to burn and cut things somewhat, and we haven’t had to evacuate the PRS headquarters due to a fire alarm in over a month. We’ll see how this goes.
Oh, by the way, things are patched up with madlep over at ubercharged, and things are perfectly amicable as of this moment. Although he has been placed on warning that Mr Pyro knows where he lives, and that flamethrowers are a very portable piece of equipment.
Kindest Regards
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro
Because of some issues with the Ooberservers agreement, the mods take over this podcast. But don’t be surprised if your 4 lovable hosts make an appearance on today’s show. Ok, but seriously. This week we had an issue where the first 1/2 of the podcast was destroyed somehow during the recording (remember how I said, ALWAYS make a backup — well we didn’t)
Anyways, we still have the Listener Contributions section, so instead of not airing this one or holding off till we could re-record, we felt we should go ahead and put it out there, so without further ado, Episode 25:
So I lokced him out and had secutrity notifed not to let him in ever!!! again!
ANDD GUESST WHAT?? Pyro has been running his stpuid flameathrwoer on ETHSANOL!!!
ThiS hwole time I’m ben sittin g on a stokc of 100% ALCHOLDS anads I’ve besn drnikng the cheap carp from teh satff bar!!!!
Thr I hung rut wuhth Duhvuhdu Brwuhh bhcg uhn thh Zuhggy Ththrduutht duhyth. Uht whth fun, but thh guy chn’t thtrp luhvuhng uhn thh phtht:
Hey Pyro man. Was thinking back to the zany old days back when we were doing the Ziggy Stardust tour, and wondered if you wanted to hook up again and work on a new project. Give me a yell if you’re heading over my part of the world and we’ll do the magic funky music again.
Cheers
David Bowie
PS - I spotted you over at ubercharged doing the Ashes to Ashes thing, so I know you’re still a fan man!
Just a bit of quick admin. After approaching Mr Pyro on a number of occasions about the housing of the Pyro Rock Star staff, we have shuffled the team slightly.
I now finally have my own office in which to conduct my official duties from. The decor currently leaves something to be desired, but as Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro, I have the scope and responsibility to conduct some minor alterations to fit it to my needs.
I am thinking that the first action item is to replace the chair with a nice Aeron (if it can be fitted into this quarter’s budget).
As you can see from the picture, I am also currently filling in as first aid officer for the Pyro Rock Star staff until we employ a full time nurse. Mr Pyro has taken on the Fire Warden role - but this may need to be addressed in future if it causes a conflict of interest with his official duties.
I’m also having to act as security on occasion too until we employ permanent security staff.
Hopefully this will all be organized in the next few weeks.
Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant To Mr Pyro
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Fx Console hhth h prtht up thhrwuhng thh mhguhng rf, hndu hn uhnthrvuhhw wuhth thh thculptrr I huhrhdu tr dur thh wrrg - Quasimodox
What an awesome figure! Why did you choose to model Pyro of all characters?
-I always love Valves games. Their games are always creative and revolutionary. After I finished the Alyx figure, I found Team Fortress 2’s art style quite interesting, yet nobody made any figure based on it. With the candle holder idea in mind, I chose Pyro as my next project.